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Translating Menspeak
Data dodania: 2005-04-24 00:00:00

When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bed Hello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex. How are you? - in bed, I mean. I'd like a discreet relationship. - I want sex, but I'm married. I'll be out of town for a few days. - I'll be spending time with with the wife. I'm a novelist. - I have 10 unpublished books. I'm coming off a long relationship. - My wife is divorcing me. I'm consulting. - I'm looking for a job. I'm divorced. - I just slipped off my wedding ring. I'm in television. - I fix them. I'm involved in banking. - I'm a bank guard. I'm self-employed. - I just got fired. I'm sorry I flirted with your sister. - I'm sorry I got caught. I'm thinking of relocating. - I can't find a job locally in this town. I can't leave my wife just yet..soon. - Be patient forever. I enjoy reading. - Playboy and Penthouse. I have the Midas touch. - I install mufflers. I like a woman who is intelligent. - As long as she acts like I'm smarter. I love opera. - I want sex, but I've seen an opera once. I play the market. - Safeway I work high up in an executive office. - I'm a window washer. I work with computers. - I'm a cashier at a gas station. Looking for a satisfying relationship. - I want sex. My business is really hot right now! - I hand out towels in a steam room. My job keeps me running. - I'm a messenger. My wife and I are separated. - She's at home and I'm here at the bar.

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