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Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration...
You Mama's So Hairy...
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfo...
You Mama's So Ugly...
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama...
Mamma's got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says -...
YO MOMMA'S So OLD...
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....
Your Momma is...
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon...
Your momma is...
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...
Yo mama's so fat
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody! Yo mama's so fat, when she ...
Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled...
your momma
your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book. your momma is so big, whe...
A few lil' insults to remember
You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade! You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so ...
Yo Mama's So Fat...
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides ...
yo mamma iz...
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is s...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family port...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. Sh...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread....
Insults
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif....
Lincoln
Your moma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!...
Lipstick
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind....
M and M's
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order....
Messed up teeth
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when ...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund....
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out....
So Fat...
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!...
Stinky momma
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. ...
The Whales
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please....
Yo Mama So Fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this... New York, Chicago, New Orleans, ...
Yo mama's so poor
Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...
Yo Mamma so fat...
YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...
Yo mamma so stupid...
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car....
Yo mamma's so fat!
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!...
Yo mamma's so stupid...
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...
YO MAMMMA....!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...
Yo momma 3 times
Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it. Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the ...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....
Yo Momma so fat
Your Momma's so fat that she has a wide load sign on her butt and when she backs up all the Trucks g...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said ...
Yo Momma's So Fat
Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!...
yo momma's SO fat....
yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!...
Yo' mama's so fat...
Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California....
Yo' Momma is...
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches! I asked her...
You're mamma's so fat
Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...
Your mom is so fat...
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...
Your mom is soooo fat...
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...
your momma
Your momma's so bald headed, she curls her hair with rice....
your momma
Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed....
Your momma
Your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag....
Your momma is so fat....
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read - (one at a time please!!!...
Your momma is...
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister"....
Your Momma's so fat
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...
Your Momma's so stupid...
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!...
Your Mommas...
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration...
You Mama's So Hairy...
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfo...
You Mama's So Ugly...
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama...
Mamma's got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says -...
YO MOMMA'S So OLD...
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....
Your Momma is...
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon...
Your momma is...
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...
Yo mama's so fat
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody! Yo mama's so fat, when she ...
Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled...
your momma
your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book. your momma is so big, whe...
A few lil' insults to remember
You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade! You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so ...
Yo Mama's So Fat...
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides ...
yo mamma iz...
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is s...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family port...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. Sh...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread....
Insults
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif....
Lincoln
Your moma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!...
Lipstick
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind....
M and M's
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order....
Messed up teeth
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when ...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund....
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out....
So Fat...
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!...
Stinky momma
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. ...
The Whales
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please....
Yo Mama So Fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this... New York, Chicago, New Orleans, ...
Yo mama's so poor
Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...
Yo Mamma so fat...
YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...
Yo mamma so stupid...
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car....
Yo mamma's so fat!
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!...
Yo mamma's so stupid...
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...
YO MAMMMA....!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...
Yo momma 3 times
Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it. Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the ...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....
Yo Momma so fat
Your Momma's so fat that she has a wide load sign on her butt and when she backs up all the Trucks g...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said ...
Yo Momma's So Fat
Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!...
yo momma's SO fat....
yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!...
Yo' mama's so fat...
Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California....
Yo' Momma is...
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches! I asked her...
You're mamma's so fat
Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"...
Your mom is so fat...
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...
Your mom is soooo fat...
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...
your momma
Your momma's so bald headed, she curls her hair with rice....
your momma
Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed....
Your momma
Your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag....
Your momma is so fat....
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read - (one at a time please!!!...
Your momma is...
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister"....
Your Momma's so fat
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...
Your Momma's so stupid...
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!...
Your Mommas...
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!...