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Bud the stud!
How can you compare a Budweiser to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!...
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after yo...
Driving in the Fog and...
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy y...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would...
Best Pickup Lines I've Used
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your leg...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Di...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put on stocking on one leg. One stockin...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....
Baby Birds
You know that Stork's bring babys of course. What kind of bird defiantly does not bring babys? S...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out....
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex! 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. ...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. 3. Don't be sill...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They w...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot....
How They "Do It"
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
"Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm no...
Murphy's Laws on Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling...
Odd One Out
Q which is the odd one out A refridgerator A washing machine A TV or A woman A. The TV beca...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's ge...
Slogans for Safe Sex!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!*** 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normal...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During Sex Girls shouldn't say: You woke me up for that? Do you smell somet...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX.... 10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK 9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN S...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex: 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little ...
World's Worst Pick-up Lines...
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. ...
You know you're gay when...
You know you're gay when: 1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. 2. You u...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate? Because she uses the other to moan....
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes... .. Must be...
Hollow
Why can't a ghost have sex?? Because he has a hollow weenie!...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $1...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung....
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard??? You can go to sleep with the light on!!!...
Makeout Point
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the ...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love....
Monica's Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food? A: Cream of sum young guy....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes? Answer: You get mono from snatching a...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip, man, its all in the grip!...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face...
Safe Sex
Safe Sex Saves Souls So Screw Someone Special Soon...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can clean her crack and ...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet....
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?? A: Why the hell are you shaking, shes gonna eat me!...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television..... I keep falling off!...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection? When you are masterbating and your hand falls asleep!...
Virgin
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float....
What do you call a...
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root....
What Do You Get When...
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so tall....
What is the...
Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...
What's the difference...
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb!...
What's the difference?
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one ...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69? ANSWER -- EIGHT something...
Who's job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties? Self-employed!...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day? A. Beat it - we're closed....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a Budweiser to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!...
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after yo...
Driving in the Fog and...
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy y...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would...
Best Pickup Lines I've Used
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your leg...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Di...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put on stocking on one leg. One stockin...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....
Baby Birds
You know that Stork's bring babys of course. What kind of bird defiantly does not bring babys? S...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out....
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex! 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. ...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. 3. Don't be sill...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They w...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot....
How They "Do It"
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
"Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm no...
Murphy's Laws on Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling...
Odd One Out
Q which is the odd one out A refridgerator A washing machine A TV or A woman A. The TV beca...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's ge...
Slogans for Safe Sex!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!*** 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normal...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During Sex Girls shouldn't say: You woke me up for that? Do you smell somet...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX.... 10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK 9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN S...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex: 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little ...
World's Worst Pick-up Lines...
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. ...
You know you're gay when...
You know you're gay when: 1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. 2. You u...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate? Because she uses the other to moan....
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes... .. Must be...
Hollow
Why can't a ghost have sex?? Because he has a hollow weenie!...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $1...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung....
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard??? You can go to sleep with the light on!!!...
Makeout Point
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the ...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love....
Monica's Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food? A: Cream of sum young guy....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes? Answer: You get mono from snatching a...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip, man, its all in the grip!...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face...
Safe Sex
Safe Sex Saves Souls So Screw Someone Special Soon...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can clean her crack and ...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet....
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?? A: Why the hell are you shaking, shes gonna eat me!...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television..... I keep falling off!...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection? When you are masterbating and your hand falls asleep!...
Virgin
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float....
What do you call a...
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root....
What Do You Get When...
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so tall....
What is the...
Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...
What's the difference...
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb!...
What's the difference?
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one ...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69? ANSWER -- EIGHT something...
Who's job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties? Self-employed!...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the day? A. Beat it - we're closed....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....