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Bible By College Students
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students: Loaves and Fishes replace...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. No...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament? 1) Cain wasn't Abel. 2) Moses went up ...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife 16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home...
Children's letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins: 1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church ...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible: 1. Cain-who wasn't able. 2. King Solomon-who sat ...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and oth...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no i...
Why God Doesn't Have a PhD
1. He has only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't ...
You know you're in the wrong church when...
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH 10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church st...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!...
The dieter's church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread? It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday ...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up? A: They are so liberal...
Last supper - last words
What was Jesus' last words at the last supper? "Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture, g...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!...
Good question!
If Atheists don't belive in God... ...can they get insured for an act of god?...
Clothes make the person...?
What do you call a dead athiest? All dressed up and no place to go!...
Biblical one-liners... too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless Q. What do they call pastors in Germ...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told ...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...
Bible By College Students
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students: Loaves and Fishes replace...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. No...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament? 1) Cain wasn't Abel. 2) Moses went up ...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife 16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home...
Children's letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins: 1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church ...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible: 1. Cain-who wasn't able. 2. King Solomon-who sat ...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and oth...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no i...
Why God Doesn't Have a PhD
1. He has only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't ...
You know you're in the wrong church when...
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH 10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church st...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!...
The dieter's church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread? It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday ...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just opened up? A: They are so liberal...
Last supper - last words
What was Jesus' last words at the last supper? "Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture, g...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!...
Good question!
If Atheists don't belive in God... ...can they get insured for an act of god?...
Clothes make the person...?
What do you call a dead athiest? All dressed up and no place to go!...
Biblical one-liners... too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless Q. What do they call pastors in Germ...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told ...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...