Dowcipy w kategorii RelationShips
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex? You marry him!...
Like and Love
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone: My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible....
Imagine this
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things ...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them!...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? Call her/him on the telephone!...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be su...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What's the major cause of divorce? A: Once is not enough....
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet? Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose? "Tell a lie."...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...
The couple and the shoe salesman
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store? There's not much variety, but what else is ...
Quickie
You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink....
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!...
What's An Orgasm?
What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....
What's the difference...
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A: You don't have to beg your wife to bl...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex? You marry him!...
Like and Love
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone: My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible....
Imagine this
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things ...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them!...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? Call her/him on the telephone!...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be su...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What's the major cause of divorce? A: Once is not enough....
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet? Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose? "Tell a lie."...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears s...
The couple and the shoe salesman
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store? There's not much variety, but what else is ...
Quickie
You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink....
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!...
What's An Orgasm?
What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....
What's the difference...
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A: You don't have to beg your wife to bl...