Dowcipy w kategorii Redneck
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a ...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the ...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Churc...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad... "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my cl...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...
Secret Gov't Project Revealed...
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with t...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way h...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...
The Origin of Chapstick
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his c...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doct...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground....
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...
'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a re...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...
Meet Bubba's Family!
Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily: Furst is me... Mom said I got all the good...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wi...
Nowhere, Vermont
Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa...
Redneck honeymoon
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city ch...
The Redneck Capenter...
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, ...
Two hilbillies...
A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's eating for...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I thi...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" ...
We got a lot of those
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...
Arkansas
What do you get when 23 Arkansas women are in one room? A full set of teeth!...
Boat
You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....
Ford
What does Ford stand for? Found On Rednecks Driveway!...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck? A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in...
License Plate
You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it...
Match
You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'...
Raid
You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor? He signs "his" nam...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for c...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps? He blew a hole in the toilet....
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Band...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....
Three Dogs
You might be a redneck if... Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs....
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took....
Wedding Pictures
You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back an...
Wide Load
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....
'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princ...
134 Redneck Warning Signs
1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that are...
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!
1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. "Duct tape won't fix that." 3. "Come to think of it, ...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_]...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In Th...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chas...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you're Castle Trash if...... Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvet Your daughter's ...
Learn to speak Southern...
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern bro...
More Redneck Clues
Even more clues you could be a Redneck... You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if: You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "He...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? A: Either way somebody loses a trailer h...
Redneck Driver's License Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob ...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . . You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a ...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front k...
Redneck's Ode To A Valentine
Kudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. ...
Texan Computer Terms
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of ...
The Cowboy Code
1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she...
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget ...
You just might be a Redneck if...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "M...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
=========================================== * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y...
You're a Redneck if...
You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause youre in the same grade! ...If u...
Your're a redneck if...
-You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's ...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a ...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the ...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Churc...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad... "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my cl...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...
Secret Gov't Project Revealed...
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with t...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way h...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...
The Origin of Chapstick
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his c...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doct...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground....
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...
'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a re...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ...
Meet Bubba's Family!
Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily: Furst is me... Mom said I got all the good...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wi...
Nowhere, Vermont
Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the fa...
Redneck honeymoon
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city ch...
The Redneck Capenter...
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, ...
Two hilbillies...
A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's eating for...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I thi...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" ...
We got a lot of those
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...
Arkansas
What do you get when 23 Arkansas women are in one room? A full set of teeth!...
Boat
You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....
Ford
What does Ford stand for? Found On Rednecks Driveway!...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck? A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in...
License Plate
You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it...
Match
You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'...
Raid
You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor? He signs "his" nam...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for c...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps? He blew a hole in the toilet....
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Band...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....
Three Dogs
You might be a redneck if... Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs....
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took....
Wedding Pictures
You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back an...
Wide Load
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back....
'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princ...
134 Redneck Warning Signs
1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that are...
36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!
1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. "Duct tape won't fix that." 3. "Come to think of it, ...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_]...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In Th...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid of weeds. Mouse-Something the cat chas...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you're Castle Trash if...... Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvet Your daughter's ...
Learn to speak Southern...
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern bro...
More Redneck Clues
Even more clues you could be a Redneck... You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if: You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, "He...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? A: Either way somebody loses a trailer h...
Redneck Driver's License Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob ...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . . You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a ...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front k...
Redneck's Ode To A Valentine
Kudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. ...
Texan Computer Terms
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of ...
The Cowboy Code
1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she...
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget ...
You just might be a Redneck if...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "M...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
=========================================== * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y...
You're a Redneck if...
You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause youre in the same grade! ...If u...
Your're a redneck if...
-You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's ...