Dowcipy w kategorii Puns
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee? A: With Kareem!!! Q: What does it say, on great H...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs....
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter? A: Peter Pan....
Confucius says again...
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get pe...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary ...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The c...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor". Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: ...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Hea...
Downsizing
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added u...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checke...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house o...
Moles
Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts. The doctor ...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get t...
The Foo Bird
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He ha...
The talking peanut
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of t...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks aro...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day. Whe...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow betwee...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. "Say, what's your nam...
What's In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with t...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee? A: With Kareem!!! Q: What does it say, on great H...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs....
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter? A: Peter Pan....
Confucius says again...
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get pe...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary ...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The c...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor". Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: ...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Hea...
Downsizing
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added u...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checke...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house o...
Moles
Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts. The doctor ...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get t...
The Foo Bird
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He ha...
The talking peanut
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of t...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks aro...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day. Whe...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow betwee...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. "Say, what's your nam...
What's In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with t...