Dowcipy w kategorii Military
Aussie Trouser Snake
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they'r...
Custer's Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thought...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They pro...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about s...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and t...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska. The first nig...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...
Soldier's Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training: During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk h...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were ha...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for ...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Alla...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look cons...
US Air Force Humor!
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the n...
13 Sick Soldiers...
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks - "What's your problem, Sol...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unles...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking of...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The pr...
Learning to be tactful
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a ...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partyi...
People who don't believe in retaliation...
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't beli...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociologica...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle. Waking up from the an...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have ...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a w...
Standing In Line
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Arm...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move ...
The General's Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a ...
The Interview
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, an...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, ...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback... 'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land, The Ta...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. "Hey johnson...
Two Terrorists
Two terrorists are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah,...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...
Aussie Trouser Snake
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they'r...
Custer's Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thought...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They pro...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about s...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and t...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska. The first nig...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...
Soldier's Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training: During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk h...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were ha...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet. Q: What does Saddam want for ...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Alla...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look cons...
US Air Force Humor!
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the n...
13 Sick Soldiers...
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks - "What's your problem, Sol...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unles...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking of...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The pr...
Learning to be tactful
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a ...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partyi...
People who don't believe in retaliation...
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't beli...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociologica...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle. Waking up from the an...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have ...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a w...
Standing In Line
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Arm...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move ...
The General's Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a ...
The Interview
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, an...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, ...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback... 'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land, The Ta...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. "Hey johnson...
Two Terrorists
Two terrorists are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah,...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...