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10 things to never say to a naked man...
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man: 10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're go...
A Perfect Woman Is...
What's the definition of a perfect woman? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a ...
A woman's three biggest lies
A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always ta...
Advantages of older women...
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking...
Women's/Men's English
Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want ...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comme...
Why Beer is Better than Women
1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior: EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's ...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants. Clever: Uses no hands,...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own. Stamps are female beca...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to be...
Top 10 things you'll never hear a girl say
1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends? 3) Gre...
Ten Important Men In Woman's Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off." Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide." He...
She's not a babe, she's...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREA...
Rita Rudner's Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West Give a man a free hand and he'll run i...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area... The ...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech... 1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer. ...
Pickup Lines
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!) 1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in you...
Paradox of Men
If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner. If you can go down on them, they are jeo...
oh-oh...whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up! Q. What ar...
New College Courses for Men...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do...
Men's rules for Women!
by Every guy in America: 1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toil...
Men's Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...
Men say = Men really mean
I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go ...
Men Are Like.......
Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like....Bananas. The older ...
Men Are Like...
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacation...
Men Are Like...
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. What's the difference betw...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up...which one are you? Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pa...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when th...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of Life THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vod...
Male Bashing
Why do men fall asleep immediately after sex? So women can masturbate and finish the job off proper...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women's Lifestyles Through the Ages AGE... DRINK 17... Winecoolers 25... White wine 35... Red ...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fr...
I'm glad I'm a woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don...
I'm glad I'm a man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. ...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don't call, ever. 2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, lik...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't...
Girl Talk
The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys. The Rat R...
Confucius Say
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get pe...
Bunch of good one-liners
1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving th...
Analysis of A Man
Man - A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q:What is the difference be...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men? They discovered they were throwing awa...
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!...
Computer And A Woman
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman: A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch f...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it? Money!!!...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women? Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taki...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Slap the bitch!...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long a...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. It doesn't last long enough!...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego: "Is it in yet?...
God being a man
Q: How do we know that God is a man? A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocol...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, ...
How Many Men Does It Take..
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The ...
Ladies Track
What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's? The pigmee's are a bun...
Macho Man
What is a macho man? After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it ...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man? At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Doe...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other? Each one thinks the other is hav...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk o...
Men And Lino
Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first tim...
Men and trust
Men -- are you sure you can trust something that bleeds for seven days and still lives?...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore? When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs? So they know not to embarrass themse...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company....
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. ...
No Brained Women
Why don't women have any brains? Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....
No Hemorrhoids
Why don't men get hemorrhoids? Because they are all perfect assholes!...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm? A real man doesn't care....
Rubbers
What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year....
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...
Super Orgasm When
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm? Her husband wakes up....
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised? The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: ...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains....
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay....
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians? So feminists wouldn't breed....
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of ...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples? To make suckers out of men....
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this... |<------------...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex? Because no woman ever wants to see a man e...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women? Because women have four lips...
Wife and your job?
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job will still suck....
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in ...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex? More perks, and the payoff is better....
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy....
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...
After Man, God Said...
What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the ...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister, This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and...
Charlie no more
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "W...
Definition of a Wife!
(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...
Headline - read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE John Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obste...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burge...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man: 1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave the...
I'm Glad I'm A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese ...
I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't...
If Dear Abby Was A Man...
Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful. A: A...
It Only Hurt When...
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the trans...
Man, I'm Glad I'm A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off ...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gi...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To: HER 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 pounds lighter on the ...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all ...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a fri...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady. "May I buy you a drink?" the man asks t...
Slip Of the Tongue
These two businessmen were chatting over a well earned drink in a New York bar one Friday evening. ...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snoww...
Study about Women
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending...
The "Perfect" Day!
The Perfect Day According To... HER 8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 - 5 pounds lighter o...
Think You're A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, s...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbins. They are on a race to LA. Which of the two will get t...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years o...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road? Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could g...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger ...
10 things to never say to a naked man...
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man: 10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're go...
A Perfect Woman Is...
What's the definition of a perfect woman? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a ...
A woman's three biggest lies
A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always ta...
Advantages of older women...
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking...
Women's/Men's English
Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want ...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comme...
Why Beer is Better than Women
1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior: EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's ...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants. Clever: Uses no hands,...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own. Stamps are female beca...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to be...
Top 10 things you'll never hear a girl say
1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends? 3) Gre...
Ten Important Men In Woman's Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off." Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide." He...
She's not a babe, she's...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREA...
Rita Rudner's Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West Give a man a free hand and he'll run i...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area... The ...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech... 1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer. ...
Pickup Lines
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!) 1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in you...
Paradox of Men
If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner. If you can go down on them, they are jeo...
oh-oh...whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up! Q. What ar...
New College Courses for Men...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do...
Men's rules for Women!
by Every guy in America: 1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toil...
Men's Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...
Men say = Men really mean
I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go ...
Men Are Like.......
Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like....Bananas. The older ...
Men Are Like...
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacation...
Men Are Like...
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. What's the difference betw...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up...which one are you? Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pa...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when th...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of Life THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vod...
Male Bashing
Why do men fall asleep immediately after sex? So women can masturbate and finish the job off proper...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women's Lifestyles Through the Ages AGE... DRINK 17... Winecoolers 25... White wine 35... Red ...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fr...
I'm glad I'm a woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don...
I'm glad I'm a man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. ...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don't call, ever. 2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, lik...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't...
Girl Talk
The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys. The Rat R...
Confucius Say
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get pe...
Bunch of good one-liners
1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving th...
Analysis of A Man
Man - A Chemical Analysis Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q:What is the difference be...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men? They discovered they were throwing awa...
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!...
Computer And A Woman
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman: A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch f...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it? Money!!!...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women? Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taki...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Slap the bitch!...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long a...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. It doesn't last long enough!...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego: "Is it in yet?...
God being a man
Q: How do we know that God is a man? A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocol...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, ...
How Many Men Does It Take..
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The ...
Ladies Track
What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's? The pigmee's are a bun...
Macho Man
What is a macho man? After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it ...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man? At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Doe...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other? Each one thinks the other is hav...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk o...
Men And Lino
Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first tim...
Men and trust
Men -- are you sure you can trust something that bleeds for seven days and still lives?...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore? When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs? So they know not to embarrass themse...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company....
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. ...
No Brained Women
Why don't women have any brains? Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....
No Hemorrhoids
Why don't men get hemorrhoids? Because they are all perfect assholes!...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm? A real man doesn't care....
Rubbers
What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year....
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...
Super Orgasm When
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm? Her husband wakes up....
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised? The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: ...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis? So oxygen can get to their brains....
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay....
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians? So feminists wouldn't breed....
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of ...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples? To make suckers out of men....
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this... |<------------...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex? Because no woman ever wants to see a man e...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women? Because women have four lips...
Wife and your job?
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job will still suck....
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in ...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex? More perks, and the payoff is better....
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy....
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...
After Man, God Said...
What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the ...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister, This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and...
Charlie no more
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "W...
Definition of a Wife!
(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...
Headline - read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE John Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obste...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burge...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man: 1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave the...
I'm Glad I'm A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese ...
I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't...
If Dear Abby Was A Man...
Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful. A: A...
It Only Hurt When...
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the trans...
Man, I'm Glad I'm A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off ...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gi...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To: HER 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 pounds lighter on the ...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all ...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a fri...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...
Sex operation!
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Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbins. They are on a race to LA. Which of the two will get t...
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Why The Man Crossed The Road
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Wishing
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