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Black Jokes...
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball! What do you c...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101 Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way toward...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness! ...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrement Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together A...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones? A member of the...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist? Yeah, listen to one next time you get a ...
Redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck? You kick his sister in the chin!...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators? A. It chips their teeth....
Polish Wedding Night
What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name....
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down....
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken....
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit... Answer... The Bucket...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre s...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her nail file....
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing? Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak? He slept with women....
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common? They both have colored balls....
Black minister...
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit!!...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit? A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the ins...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good....
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. ...
Ancient History Explained...
A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order: A Woman, A D...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doc...
Buckwheat 'n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla sa...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young Cajun bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and show...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undre...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P...
Don't Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a ...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She sto...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her hu...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigg...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feathe...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES: English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love yo...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one ...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher sa...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the bea...
Official Polish Sex Quiz
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and m...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea...
Polak's Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night a...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the r...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and order...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form: Last name: _______________________ First name: (Chec...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man speaks; "Lad, look ou...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. ...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to the...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the w...
The Russian who made a wish
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly o...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...
Two Dogs....
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't fi...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. Th...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to he...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish ...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...
Black Jokes...
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball! What do you c...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101 Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way toward...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness! ...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrement Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together A...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones? A member of the...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist? Yeah, listen to one next time you get a ...
Redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck? You kick his sister in the chin!...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators? A. It chips their teeth....
Polish Wedding Night
What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name....
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down....
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken....
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit... Answer... The Bucket...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre s...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm? A. She drops her nail file....
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing? Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak? He slept with women....
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common? They both have colored balls....
Black minister...
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit!!...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit? A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the ins...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good....
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. ...
Ancient History Explained...
A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order: A Woman, A D...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doc...
Buckwheat 'n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla sa...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young Cajun bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and show...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undre...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P...
Don't Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a ...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She sto...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her hu...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigg...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feathe...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES: English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love yo...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one ...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher sa...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the bea...
Official Polish Sex Quiz
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and m...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea...
Polak's Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night a...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the r...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and order...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form: Last name: _______________________ First name: (Chec...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. Old Man speaks; "Lad, look ou...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. ...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to the...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the w...
The Russian who made a wish
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly o...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...
Two Dogs....
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't fi...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. Th...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to he...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life. Italian: When I finish ...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...