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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, canno...
5 Good Reasons Not To...
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in your he...
Confucious Say
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot....
Crushing a man's ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man... 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's ...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife asked were have u been all day, he said ...
If men had a vagina
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hou...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and ni...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a th...
Top ten things men would do if ...
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shoppi...
Top ten things women would do ...
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in ...
Top10 Viagra Slogans
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When it absolutely...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the ...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space? ET - The extra testicle!...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their ha...
Best Thing Out of...
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis? you don't have to beg your wife to blow you...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed.......
Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth....
Dumb Part
What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, Knock Girl-Who's there? Guy-Emersom Girl-Emersom who? Guy-Emersom nice boobs ...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...
Hello
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax? A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunt...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? ...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse we...
Relativity
Don't try to understand the theory of relativity. Relativity is like an erection - the more you ...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other? A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna...
Small
Q.What are three, two letter words that describe small? A. Is it in?...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't? Snowballs!...
So old...
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....
Viagra
Question: Why did they give the old man viagra every night before bedtime in the nursing home? An...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck f...
What do you get...
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A DICTATOR!! ...
Women's Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Because they were original...
A black and a white guy in heaven
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look arou...
And you thing you have it bad!
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you d...
As Long As A Cat's Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for ...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'' He replies '...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He c...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she board...
Don't Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments T...
Five Penises
Patient: Doctor,Doctor... I've got five penises! Doctor: Well, how do your pants fit? Patient: Lik...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The ...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighte...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors s...
I'm Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...
Kinky Sex
There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...
Lesbian at the gynecologist
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper go...
Man with no arms
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, "I don't...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETING One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see wh...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how...
Mirror, mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, whil...
Name It
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and a...
No Arms and No Legs
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women ar...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed t...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, ...
Old man from Trent - Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, H...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The m...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax Policy GOVERNMENT NOTICE January 1, 1995 To: All Male Taxpayers From: IRS RE: N...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a curr...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. ...
Request for a raise
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work ...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman....
Small...
True story: About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for seve...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in h...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll. ...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story of a man named John, A...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to fin...
The boy on a nude beach
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the bea...
The elephant's trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" ...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the ...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing...
The undressing newlyweds
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He too...
The Wish.....
There was this boy that lived with his mother. One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says... "I can get a whole hand up my cunt!" Then the ...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...
Wanting a larger...
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...
We're Rangers!
True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. S...
Will you marry me?
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can ma...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sens...
A little corporate humor
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter...
Buying the Farm...
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she h...
I knew it was true...I knew it!
Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :) From th...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345 Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90t...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds t...
OUCH!
Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The Mammogram This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the wor...
Riddle me this!
Take the test...NO CHEATING! What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog d...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science. A herd of buffalo can move only as ...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discoved the secret ingredients to ...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here's a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone a...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no po...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, canno...
5 Good Reasons Not To...
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You're bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in your he...
Confucious Say
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot....
Crushing a man's ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man... 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's ...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife asked were have u been all day, he said ...
If men had a vagina
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hou...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and ni...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a th...
Top ten things men would do if ...
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shoppi...
Top ten things women would do ...
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in ...
Top10 Viagra Slogans
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When it absolutely...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the ...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space? ET - The extra testicle!...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can run their fingers through their ha...
Best Thing Out of...
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis? you don't have to beg your wife to blow you...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed.......
Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger....
Confucius Joke
Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth....
Dumb Part
What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, Knock Girl-Who's there? Guy-Emersom Girl-Emersom who? Guy-Emersom nice boobs ...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...
Hello
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax? A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunt...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? ...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse we...
Relativity
Don't try to understand the theory of relativity. Relativity is like an erection - the more you ...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other? A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna...
Small
Q.What are three, two letter words that describe small? A. Is it in?...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't? Snowballs!...
So old...
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....
Viagra
Question: Why did they give the old man viagra every night before bedtime in the nursing home? An...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck f...
What do you get...
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A DICTATOR!! ...
Women's Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Because they were original...
A black and a white guy in heaven
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look arou...
And you thing you have it bad!
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you d...
As Long As A Cat's Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for ...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'' He replies '...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He c...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she board...
Don't Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments T...
Five Penises
Patient: Doctor,Doctor... I've got five penises! Doctor: Well, how do your pants fit? Patient: Lik...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The ...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighte...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors s...
I'm Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...
Kinky Sex
There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...
Lesbian at the gynecologist
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper go...
Man with no arms
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, "I don't...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETING One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see wh...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how...
Mirror, mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, whil...
Name It
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and a...
No Arms and No Legs
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women ar...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed t...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, ...
Old man from Trent - Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, H...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The m...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax Policy GOVERNMENT NOTICE January 1, 1995 To: All Male Taxpayers From: IRS RE: N...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a curr...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. ...
Request for a raise
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work ...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman....
Small...
True story: About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for seve...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in h...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll. ...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story of a man named John, A...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to fin...
The boy on a nude beach
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the bea...
The elephant's trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" ...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the ...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing...
The undressing newlyweds
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He too...
The Wish.....
There was this boy that lived with his mother. One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says... "I can get a whole hand up my cunt!" Then the ...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...
Wanting a larger...
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...
We're Rangers!
True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. S...
Will you marry me?
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can ma...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sens...
A little corporate humor
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter...
Buying the Farm...
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she h...
I knew it was true...I knew it!
Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :) From th...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345 Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90t...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all th...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds t...
OUCH!
Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The Mammogram This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the wor...
Riddle me this!
Take the test...NO CHEATING! What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog d...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science. A herd of buffalo can move only as ...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discoved the secret ingredients to ...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here's a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times. Next time ya rip one and someone a...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no po...