Dowcipy w kategorii Blonde
4 Blonde quickies...
How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet. How else do you know a bl...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave How do you drowen a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A:...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blo...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a li...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the b...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. 182. Q: Ho...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician 202. Q: Why ...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gori...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Wh...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four ...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get....
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels!...
Legs
What does the left leg of a blonde say to her right leg? Nothing they have never met....
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
********************************************** Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A. ...
20When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men!...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of ...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747....
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend bor...
Blonde joke
Why did the blonde girl have a bruised belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too!...
Blonde Joke
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex? A:A bus shelter....
Blondes and Sex
What does a blonde say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?...
Brunette's Mating Call
Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch g...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread....
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks? Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them m...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is wet and theres white out ...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead....
Driver's Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she ...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the f...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door....
Flying!
Why did the blond jump off the bridge? A: To see if her maxipad really had wings.....
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat....
Guy Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: W...
How to break the nose of a blonde
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is i...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper va...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository....
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. ...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them....
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel? She was trying to blow the horn!...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4....
Love Handles
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?...
Mating Call
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of th...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, ...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when yo...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Hump me Dump me....
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a ...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her th...
Panama Canal
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal? A: One's a busy ditch....
Paralyzing Disease
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Bot...
Pickles
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar....
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whils...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute sa...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fu...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart whe...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbe...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!...
Rooster Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'...
Safe Sex
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door....
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No"....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out....
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room....
Tampons
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons with long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks u...
Telephone Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephon...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front....
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room....
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!...
Two Nuns
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver....
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers....
Upset With Driver's License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex....
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing ...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later....
What do you call...
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree? Ho-Ho-Ho!...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down? A: A brunette with a bad breath....
What's a Blonde do after...
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed...
Why don't Blondes...?
Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore? A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the ...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? A: Bucket seats....
Your Job
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months....
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for speeding, the cop asks," can I see yo...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsom man gets on. So then ...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some dri...
Blonde and the Mechanic
A blonde just manages to limp her spluttering car into the garage and then it dies. She approaches t...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde al...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the cover...
College girl visits the doctor
A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . . She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road. The brunette see's her husband, and he is carry...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house. She called it Harrybutt. She had a ...
Head and Shoulders
There's this blond and this brunette. And they're in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the el...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man te...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orga...
The angry preacher...
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the sec...
A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have ...
Bashing Blondes...part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was sti...
Bashing Blondes...part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome. Q: What do you call a blo...
Bashing Blondes...part 3!
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes: 1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Subma...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when th...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are aft...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who... had more on her body than on her mind? was called "Sanka"...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right... 1....
Inventions By Blondes
-- The water-proof towel -- Glow in the dark sunglasses -- Solar powered flashlights -- Submarine...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. What do you call 20 blondes in a f...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break h...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. -Who makes all the bras...
The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown? A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke. What does a ...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' ...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were cur...
Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold ...
A Blonde Question
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watc...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unf...
A Blonde's Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: Wh...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oar...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...
Andy is God's son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter... He first tells her th...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair. She looked a...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come p...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current news story was about a man up ...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunn...
Blonde and her job interview...
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "S...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a...
Blonde and the pop machine
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears here sceaming a...
Blonde History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subje...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. ...
Blonde in front of a firing squad
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad. The comm...
Blonde in the Library
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the l...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together...
Blonde Joke plus...
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes l...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besid...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a da...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks...
Blonde orders a drink
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender... Brunette: "I'll hav...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did thi...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the Englis...
Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniver...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes an...
Blondes and the painter
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she wou...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead. Which on...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman. She te...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a we...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The M...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so sh...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks. One ...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office. "Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop:...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of hea...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk. "How much is t...
God's Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 ga...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!' 'What do you mean?' sai...
Ice-fishing Blonde
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting ...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...
Mirror, Mirror
Two blondes, Carol and Sandi, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21... 21.... 21...." when a blonde jumped on...
On the road again
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red spo...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. ...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok wit...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...
The Blond and the Brunette
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started t...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair b...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, ...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ...
19The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you hav...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. ...
The Blonde Takes The Bet
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the br...
The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas st...
The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She ...
The overweight blonde
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly f...
The phone call...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked...
The pop machine
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before...
The puzzle
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer ...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A...
The River
There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river. The brunette wanted to get to the s...
The Sick Blonde...
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking ...
The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do ...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss: TO: My Boss FROM: Blondie SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For ...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. "Looks like dee...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for su...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on ...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette st...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining th...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country.. The Brunette noticed a person ov...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took u...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later...
A Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? A: When she has a tampon behind her ear an...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other? A: Like, N...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She move...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor....
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days? A: It said cook it for half an ho...
Beer Bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up....
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag....
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons? - I don't know...Why? - Bec...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations....
Bigfoot Blonde
What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been seen....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block....
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. I...
Blonde
Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet? A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck ...
Blonde
Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w's...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one gets to the ground first? ...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde's braincells die?? -Alone-...
Blonde Coyote
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was st...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is on fire." The dispatcher says, "W...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer??? A. Frosted Flakes...
Blonde Joke
Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet? A: The "Miss Blonde Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1985"....
Blonde Joke
Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"? A: A blonde at a flashing red light....
Blonde Joke
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid? A: A juvenile delinquent that spra...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer? White-out on the sc...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter....
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prio...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her ...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color...
Blonde's Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the bl...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for 20 minutes because it said conc...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be sqaure because they forget to take the K...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won? Santa flys, not runs, there aren't a...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sig...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car? A: She had to break a window to ge...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever!...
Cheer
Q: What's the blonde's cheer? A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'...
Chemistry's greatest achivement?
What is chemistry's greatest achievement ...... Artificial blondes!...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells a...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one hit the bottom first? Not the...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her c...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy? Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corn...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion....
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "...
Difference With Computer
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information i...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I do...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" ...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off....
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport? A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes...
Eyes closed
Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: So she could see w...
Favorite Wine
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader....
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in o...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop....
Grenade
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her m...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes....
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!...
How to cut off a blonde's ears
To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question. Autom...
Ice Fishing
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring....
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes....
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proof reading....
Jumpin' Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first? The brunette. The blo...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? a: What's a light bulb?...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Chances are they'll both end up in the ...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks....
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of p...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory? A. They throw out all the "W"s....
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? ...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...
Medicine Cabinet
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with....
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes....
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them....
No Jello
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those ...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She h...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in th...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said "concentrate!"...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone....
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress? She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change....
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots....
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you us...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Whe...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "...
Poatoes! Potatoes!
A blond brunett and a red head were walking one day and it started raining so they found an old barn...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem....
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo....
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing r...
Republican or Democrat
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican? Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she d...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is black ...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side....
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the clear glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side....
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! ...
Smart Blonde
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Browm? Artificial intelligence! ...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned ...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? A: The supermarket cart has a m...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is....
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel....
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First....
The Big Jump
Q.... OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. ...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap - she chewed off three legs and was...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's ver...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when ...
To Buxom Waitress
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)? A: "'Debbie'. ...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to ...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because i...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee....
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash v...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a blonde drove your car? The gear shift is wet!!...
What do ya call...
What do you call a blonde in a freezer? A frosted Flake!...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them....
Window Seat
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'...
Yet another blonde joke...
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear!...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot....
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor....
4 Blonde quickies...
How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet. How else do you know a bl...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave How do you drowen a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A:...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blo...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a li...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the b...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. 182. Q: Ho...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician 202. Q: Why ...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gori...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Wh...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four ...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get....
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels!...
Legs
What does the left leg of a blonde say to her right leg? Nothing they have never met....
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
********************************************** Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A. ...
20When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men!...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of ...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747....
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend bor...
Blonde joke
Why did the blonde girl have a bruised belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too!...
Blonde Joke
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex? A:A bus shelter....
Blondes and Sex
What does a blonde say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?...
Brunette's Mating Call
Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch g...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread....
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks? Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them m...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is wet and theres white out ...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead....
Driver's Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she ...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the f...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door....
Flying!
Why did the blond jump off the bridge? A: To see if her maxipad really had wings.....
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat....
Guy Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: W...
How to break the nose of a blonde
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is i...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper va...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository....
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. ...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them....
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel? She was trying to blow the horn!...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4....
Love Handles
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?...
Mating Call
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of th...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, ...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when yo...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Hump me Dump me....
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a ...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her th...
Panama Canal
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal? A: One's a busy ditch....
Paralyzing Disease
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Bot...
Pickles
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar....
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whils...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute sa...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fu...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart whe...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbe...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!...
Rooster Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'...
Safe Sex
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door....
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No"....
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out....
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room....
Tampons
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons with long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks u...
Telephone Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephon...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front....
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room....
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!...
Two Nuns
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver....
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers....
Upset With Driver's License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex....
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing ...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later....
What do you call...
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree? Ho-Ho-Ho!...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down? A: A brunette with a bad breath....
What's a Blonde do after...
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed...
Why don't Blondes...?
Q: Why don't Blondes use vibrators anymore? A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the ...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? A: Bucket seats....
Your Job
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months....
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for speeding, the cop asks," can I see yo...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsom man gets on. So then ...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some dri...
Blonde and the Mechanic
A blonde just manages to limp her spluttering car into the garage and then it dies. She approaches t...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde al...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the cover...
College girl visits the doctor
A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . . She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road. The brunette see's her husband, and he is carry...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house. She called it Harrybutt. She had a ...
Head and Shoulders
There's this blond and this brunette. And they're in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the el...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man te...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orga...
The angry preacher...
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the sec...
A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have ...
Bashing Blondes...part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was sti...
Bashing Blondes...part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome. Q: What do you call a blo...
Bashing Blondes...part 3!
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes: 1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Subma...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when th...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are aft...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who... had more on her body than on her mind? was called "Sanka"...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right... 1....
Inventions By Blondes
-- The water-proof towel -- Glow in the dark sunglasses -- Solar powered flashlights -- Submarine...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. What do you call 20 blondes in a f...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird...she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break h...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. -Who makes all the bras...
The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown? A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke. What does a ...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' ...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were cur...
Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold ...
A Blonde Question
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watc...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unf...
A Blonde's Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: Wh...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oar...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...
Andy is God's son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter... He first tells her th...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair. She looked a...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come p...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current news story was about a man up ...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunn...
Blonde and her job interview...
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "S...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a...
Blonde and the pop machine
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears here sceaming a...
Blonde History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subje...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. ...
Blonde in front of a firing squad
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad. The comm...
Blonde in the Library
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the l...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together...
Blonde Joke plus...
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes l...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besid...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a da...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks...
Blonde orders a drink
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender... Brunette: "I'll hav...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did thi...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the Englis...
Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniver...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes an...
Blondes and the painter
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she wou...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead. Which on...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman. She te...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a we...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The M...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so sh...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order a round of drinks. One ...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office. "Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop:...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of hea...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk. "How much is t...
God's Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 ga...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!' 'What do you mean?' sai...
Ice-fishing Blonde
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting ...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...
Mirror, Mirror
Two blondes, Carol and Sandi, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21... 21.... 21...." when a blonde jumped on...
On the road again
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red spo...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. ...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok wit...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...
The Blond and the Brunette
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started t...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair b...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, ...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ...
19The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you hav...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. ...
The Blonde Takes The Bet
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the br...
The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas st...
The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She ...
The overweight blonde
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly f...
The phone call...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked...
The pop machine
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before...
The puzzle
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer ...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A...
The River
There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river. The brunette wanted to get to the s...
The Sick Blonde...
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking ...
The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do ...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss: TO: My Boss FROM: Blondie SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For ...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. "Looks like dee...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for su...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on ...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette st...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining th...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country.. The Brunette noticed a person ov...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took u...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later...
A Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? A: When she has a tampon behind her ear an...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other? A: Like, N...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She move...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor....
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days? A: It said cook it for half an ho...
Beer Bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up....
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag....
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons? - I don't know...Why? - Bec...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations....
Bigfoot Blonde
What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been seen....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block....
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. I...
Blonde
Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet? A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck ...
Blonde
Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w's...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one gets to the ground first? ...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde's braincells die?? -Alone-...
Blonde Coyote
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was st...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is on fire." The dispatcher says, "W...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer??? A. Frosted Flakes...
Blonde Joke
Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet? A: The "Miss Blonde Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1985"....
Blonde Joke
Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"? A: A blonde at a flashing red light....
Blonde Joke
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid? A: A juvenile delinquent that spra...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer? White-out on the sc...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter....
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prio...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her ...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color...
Blonde's Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the bl...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for 20 minutes because it said conc...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be sqaure because they forget to take the K...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won? Santa flys, not runs, there aren't a...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sig...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car? A: She had to break a window to ge...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever!...
Cheer
Q: What's the blonde's cheer? A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'...
Chemistry's greatest achivement?
What is chemistry's greatest achievement ...... Artificial blondes!...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells a...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one hit the bottom first? Not the...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her c...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy? Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corn...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion....
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "...
Difference With Computer
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information i...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I do...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" ...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off....
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport? A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes...
Eyes closed
Q: Why did the Blonde girl stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: So she could see w...
Favorite Wine
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader....
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in o...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop....
Grenade
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her m...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes....
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!...
How to cut off a blonde's ears
To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question. Autom...
Ice Fishing
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring....
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes....
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proof reading....
Jumpin' Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first? The brunette. The blo...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? a: What's a light bulb?...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Chances are they'll both end up in the ...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks....
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of p...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory? A. They throw out all the "W"s....
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? ...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...
Medicine Cabinet
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping ...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with....
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes....
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them....
No Jello
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those ...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She h...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in th...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said "concentrate!"...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone....
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress? She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change....
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots....
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you us...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Whe...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "...
Poatoes! Potatoes!
A blond brunett and a red head were walking one day and it started raining so they found an old barn...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem....
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo....
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing r...
Republican or Democrat
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican? Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she d...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is black ...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side....
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the clear glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side....
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! ...
Smart Blonde
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Browm? Artificial intelligence! ...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned ...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? A: The supermarket cart has a m...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is....
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel....
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First....
The Big Jump
Q.... OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. ...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap - she chewed off three legs and was...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She's ver...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when ...
To Buxom Waitress
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)? A: "'Debbie'. ...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to ...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because i...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee....
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash v...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a blonde drove your car? The gear shift is wet!!...
What do ya call...
What do you call a blonde in a freezer? A frosted Flake!...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them....
Window Seat
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'...
Yet another blonde joke...
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear!...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot....
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor....